Knight Game

WHO ME?

Bad news has found its way into the glamourous life of Dr. Cedric Trash. Recently the good Dr. was informed that a past fling with a now 45-year old Linda Knight produced more than just 'a rockin good time'. Knight's lawyer, Kevin Archer says Knight's 23-year old son, Manny, is the result of their 1982 liason.

"Face up to your responsiblities Mr. Trash or whatever you rock stars call yourself." said an angry Knight. "I want money for all the hardship of being a single Mom raising Manny from a baby. All the while Dr Trash was trapsing acoss the globe spreading his seed. It makes me sick."

Dr. Trash would not speak on camera but told National Geographic magazine, "Who is she? Is she hot?"