7.20.2005

A Day in the Park


Situation Tranquil is proud to announce an agreement with baseball's San Francisco Giants to rename their home field "S.T. Park". Opened in 2000 as Pac Bell Park, the 42,000 seat baseball stadium was renamed SBC Park prior to the 2004 season.

"We are proud to be associated with these rocking dudes." proclaimed part owner Peter McGowen at a midday press conference. "Everyone knows that Pac Bell was lame and SBC sucked. Equally everyone knows S.T. rocks the foundation of life itself."

The ballpark is known as the premier venue in all of major league baseball.

"I dig their sound and now I dig playing here even more." said veteran first baseman J.T. Snow.

S.T. was represented at the San Francisco announcement by legendary keyboardist Dr. Greg Parrish. "This is awesome." he said as his young son Zach clinged to his knee. "Consider this a done deal...now get me a Guiness mixed with a Harp...Pronto."

The Giants currently reside in the depths of the National League's western division.

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