Beach On Ice?

ST Drummer to Try Hand at Hockey

With today's announcement of the end of the NHL Lockout, longtime Situation Tranquil drummer Jim Beach had an announcement of his own.

"I intend to play NHL hockey in the coming season. I've been working out very hard and doing some skating." said Beach. "Playing center for the Leafs has been a dream of mine for a few weeks now and I intend to do everything possible to make this happen."

Toronto General Manager John Ferguson, Jr. remarked, "Currently I am not in the market for an overweight 47-year old cake-eater."

To which Beach replied, "Trade me right fucking now!"