Sea Wok Surf!

Former Situation Tranquil vocalist and founder Roy M. Wokosin has made a major investment. The 46-year old crooner recently purchased 912 square miles of beach, shore and surf from the Mexican government. Terms were not disclosed, but experts suggest the deal could be upwards of $294M. What makes this real estate deal so unique is that roughly 97 % of the purchase is Pacific Ocean water.

"This past summer I have taken up the art of surfing. It makes me feel whole. So this thing is not so much about buying something, or the money. It's about peace and surf. So if you don't mind...get the fuck off my beach...beeatch!!"