1.26.2007

Opening Act is named for ST's Spring Tour

After much specualtion, Canadian Thrash Metal act "Taste of the Whip" has agreed to open on Situation Tranquil's Northern Hemisphere 'The Gospel according to Puke --2007 tour'

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At 6:42 PM, Anonymous Tor Van VonDoenre said...

As editor of the Der Spiegel Megazine's "Vut's Up?" column, I'd like to give advanced notice that we are going to report in our upcoming Spring Summer International Beer and Bra issue, that the ST's have delayed the opening at Lappeenranta, Finland on Saimaa Lake of their 2007 "The Gospel According to Puke" Tour, because of a/an hover craft accident on the planned stage/barge.
Hopefully, the ST's can reverse the effects and horrible timing of the second law of physics and get this tour started as soon after their vertigo diminishes and they can clean the craft's upholstery.
This was to be their most important series of concerts since their prescient 1977 tour "Thirty Years to 2007"
Judging by the grainy pictures we will print and have already put on the web it looks like it may take a while.

 
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The lyrics are not translated, at the request of ST, but appear as written. This would explain the long wait for "Snot Monster" as the delicate and intricate grooviness had to evolve with the colorful and pretty words.
The lyrics themselves are a work of profound art in and of themselves, not seen since the Liang dynasty, 502–557 BST - ("Before Situation Tranquil") South China is peaceful and prosperous under Emperor Wudi (r. 502–49), a renowned scholar and is a center for artists and patrons. A devout Buddhist, Wudi sends Song Yuan to India to collect texts.
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