30 Days to Life
A 'Bit of Fun' gone too far?
This past Saturday's Situation Tranquil gig in Oberturkheim started like any other. But according to eye-witnesses ST front man KF Nibla did the unthinkable. He failed to rock with God-given authority!
"What a rip off." said 23-year old Alicia Nordqwist. "We paid lots of money to see the concert but I don't think KF even tried."
Reports claim KF merely sat cross-legged in the center of the stage while playing with his gameboy during the two and a half hour duration of the show. Meanwhile his bandmates tried their best with a series of inspired 'jam sessions'.
ST keyboardist Dr. Horace L. Trash tried to explain. "I'm not sure where his (KF's) head was at. I mean we need him to make this ship sail. I'm thinking he's lost his lust for the music and I'm hoping I'm wrong."
During the entire evening there was only one glimmer of what ST could be. It was early in the show when Nibla bounced to his feet while the crowd roared its approval. For upwards of 30 seconds KF did his best Elvis shimmy and then rebooted the portable handheld gaming device.
In the post-show dressing room Nibla seemed back to his normal self. "We need more pastrami and an interesting mustard not this yellow crap."
ST management would not comment on the the late night riot that spilled out into city streets, nor would they comment on the threat of a class action suit to gain reimbursement for tickets sold.
Authorities said jail time under the German 'performance mussen' act may apply to this 'crime'.
Tonight the ST tour continues in Zell.
posted by Situation Tranquil @ 11:48 AM
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