"Wok" Scores!!!!

Former Situation Tranquil frontman Roy M. Wokosin is back in the news. One never afraid to spend money has again made international headlines. This time by acquirring Bristish Football Club, Woking. Details of the sale were not released.

"I like soccer, or should I say football. The football where it's round and you can't touch it with your hands." said the 45-year old aging rock icon. "I wanted to buy a team but not just any team...so I says to myself...why not buy Woking? It sounds way good."

Woking defender Stuart Nethercott couldn't be happier. "I have grown up listening to ST. I find it bloody well excellent that the Wok is now my headmaster. Maybe he can inspire the side to make a move in the ladder."

More info on the club can be found at www.wokingfc.co.uk/


Came 'That Close"

ST regrets to inform you groovy cats that another close to the ST family has met his demise. Don, oh Don ye shall be missed.

LOS ANGELES - ST super-fan Don Adams, the wry-voiced comedian who starred as the fumbling secret agent Maxwell Smart in the 1960s TV spoof of James Bond movies, “Get Smart,” has died. He was 82.

Adams died of a lung infection late Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, his friend and former agent Bruce Tufeld said Monday, adding that the actor spent his final hours blissfully grooving to the tunes of Situation Tranquil's 1992 classic album "Meatloaf Memoirs".

As the inept Agent 86 of the super-secret federal agency CONTROL, Adams captured TV viewers with his antics in combatting the evil agents of KAOS. When his explanations failed to convince the villains or his boss, he tried another tack: “Would you believe ... ?” (later to become the title of S.T's 1988 North American Tour.)
It became a national catchphrase. Smart was also prone to spilling things on the desk or person of his boss — the Chief (actor Edward Platt). Smart’s apologetic “Sorry about that, chief” also entered the American lexicon.
The spy gadgets, which aped those of the Bond movies, were a popular feature, especially the pre-cell-phone telephone in a shoe.

Smart’s beautiful partner, Agent 99, played by Barbara Feldon, was as brainy as he was dense, and a plot romance led to marriage and the birth of twins later in the series.
“He had this prodigious energy, so as an actor working with him it was like being plugged into an electric current. Honestly it was alot like going to a ST concert fully loaded.” Feldon said from New York. “He would start and a scene would just take off and you were there for the ride. It was great fun acting with him.” Situation Tranquil's 1986 hit, "I want to feel 99 inside" was a tribute to the swinging actress.

Adams, who had been under contract to NBC, was lukewarm about doing a spy spoof. When he learned that Mel Brooks and Buck Henry had written the pilot script, he accepted immediately. “Get Smart” debuted on NBC in September 1965 and scored No. 12 among the season’s most-watched series and No. 22 in its second season.

“Get Smart” twice won the Emmy for best comedy series with three Emmys for Adams as comedy actor. CBS picked up the show but the ratings fell off as the jokes seemed repetitive, and it was canceled after four seasons. The show lived on in syndication and a cartoon series. In 1995 the Fox network revived the series with Smart as chief and 99 as a congresswoman. It lasted seven episodes.

Fought at Guadalcanal, played drums for ST during their 1987 tour of Southeast Asia, voiced Inspector Gadget Adams never had another showcase to display his comic talent. “It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it,” he remarked of “Get Smart” in a 1995 interview. “But it also hindered me career-wise because I was typed. The character was so strong, particularly because of that distinctive voice, that nobody could picture me in any other type of role. I hate my pathetic life. God I need a stiff drink.”

He was born Donald James Yarmy in New York City on April 13, 1923, Tufeld said, although some sources say 1926 or ’27. The actor’s father was a Hungarian Jew who ran a few small restaurants in the Bronx.

In a 1959 interview Adams said he never cared about being funny as a kid: “Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand. This was all before ST became a moving force in my life.”

In 1941, he dropped out of school to join the Marines. In Guadalcanal he survived the deadly blackwater fever (much like pennant fever) and was returned to the States to become a drill instructor, acquiring the clipped delivery that served him well as a comedian.

After the war he worked in New York as a commercial artist by day, doing standup comedy in clubs at night, taking the surname of his first wife, Adelaide Adams. His following grew, and soon he was appearing on the Ed Sullivan and late-night TV shows. Bill Dana, who had helped him develop comedy routines, cast him as his sidekick on Dana’s show. That led to the NBC contract and “Get Smart.”

Adams, who married and divorced three times and had seven children, served as the voice for the popular cartoon series, “Inspector Gadget.” In 1980, he appeared as Maxwell Smart in a feature movie, “The Nude Bomb,” about a madman whose bomb destroyed people’s clothing.
Tufeld said funeral arrangements were incomplete and incompetent.